• bitcoinBitcoin (BTC) $ 60,288.00
  • ethereumEthereum (ETH) $ 1,618.46
  • tetherTether (USDT) $ 0.998524
  • bnbBNB (BNB) $ 559.82
  • usd-coinUSDC (USDC) $ 0.999701
  • xrpXRP (XRP) $ 1.06
  • solanaSolana (SOL) $ 75.27
  • tronTRON (TRX) $ 0.321380
  • staked-etherLido Staked Ether (STETH) $ 2,265.05
  • figure-helocFigure Heloc (FIGR_HELOC) $ 1.03
  • hyperliquidHyperliquid (HYPE) $ 66.49
  • dogecoinDogecoin (DOGE) $ 0.073711
  • rainRain (RAIN) $ 0.015913
  • usdsUSDS (USDS) $ 0.999528
  • leo-tokenLEO Token (LEO) $ 9.53
  • wrapped-stethWrapped stETH (WSTETH) $ 2,779.67
  • zcashZcash (ZEC) $ 407.05
  • stellarStellar (XLM) $ 0.175363
  • wrapped-bitcoinWrapped Bitcoin (WBTC) $ 76,243.00
  • moneroMonero (XMR) $ 314.22
  • binance-bridged-usdt-bnb-smart-chainBinance Bridged USDT (BNB Smart Chain) (BSC-USD) $ 0.998762
  • whitebitWhiteBIT Coin (WBT) $ 48.05
  • wrapped-beacon-ethWrapped Beacon ETH (WBETH) $ 2,466.93
  • canton-networkCanton (CC) $ 0.145357
  • chainlinkChainlink (LINK) $ 7.44
  • cardanoCardano (ADA) $ 0.146889
  • wrapped-eethWrapped eETH (WEETH) $ 2,465.31
  • labLAB (LAB) $ 15.41
  • usd1-wlfiUSD1 (USD1) $ 0.999004
  • daiDai (DAI) $ 0.999505
  • susdssUSDS (SUSDS) $ 1.08
  • ethena-usdeEthena USDe (USDE) $ 0.997781
  • the-open-networkGram (prev. Toncoin) (GRAM) $ 1.61
  • coinbase-wrapped-btcCoinbase Wrapped BTC (CBBTC) $ 76,366.00
  • bitcoin-cashBitcoin Cash (BCH) $ 202.10
  • litecoinLitecoin (LTC) $ 43.28
  • hedera-hashgraphHedera (HBAR) $ 0.071747
  • wethWETH (WETH) $ 2,268.37
  • hashnote-usycCircle USYC (USYC) $ 1.13
  • global-dollarGlobal Dollar (USDG) $ 0.999507
  • avalanche-2Avalanche (AVAX) $ 6.68
  • usdt0USDT0 (USDT0) $ 0.998824
  • suiSui (SUI) $ 0.702674
  • paypal-usdPayPal USD (PYUSD) $ 0.999598
  • shiba-inuShiba Inu (SHIB) $ 0.000004
  • crypto-com-chainCronos (CRO) $ 0.054391
  • tether-goldTether Gold (XAUT) $ 4,006.27
  • nearNEAR Protocol (NEAR) $ 1.87
  • blackrock-usd-institutional-digital-liquidity-fundBlackRock USD Institutional Digital Liquidity Fund (BUIDL) $ 1.00
  • ethena-staked-usdeEthena Staked USDe (SUSDE) $ 1.22
  • ondo-us-dollar-yieldOndo US Dollar Yield (USDY) $ 1.13
  • bittensorBittensor (TAO) $ 207.85
  • world-liberty-financialWorld Liberty Financial (WLFI) $ 0.058949
  • uniswapUniswap (UNI) $ 2.97
  • pax-goldPAX Gold (PAXG) $ 4,008.88
  • aster-2Aster (ASTER) $ 0.627427
  • okbOKB (OKB) $ 79.50
  • ripple-usdRipple USD (RLUSD) $ 0.999970
  • ondo-financeOndo (ONDO) $ 0.318022
  • htx-daoHTX DAO (HTX) $ 0.000002
  • little-pepe-5Little Pepe (LILPEPE) $ 2.16
  • worldcoin-wldWorldcoin (WLD) $ 0.427333
  • syrupusdcsyrupUSDC (SYRUPUSDC) $ 1.15
  • falcon-financeFalcon USD (USDF) $ 0.994913
  • mantleMantle (MNT) $ 0.428187
  • aaveAave (AAVE) $ 92.40
  • polkadotPolkadot (DOT) $ 0.827534
  • usddUSDD (USDD) $ 0.998740
  • bfusdBFUSD (BFUSD) $ 0.998282
  • pi-networkPi Network (PI) $ 0.117467
  • skySky (SKY) $ 0.052813
  • internet-computerInternet Computer (ICP) $ 2.20
  • morphoMorpho (MORPHO) $ 1.85
  • bitget-tokenBitget Token (BGB) $ 1.62
  • ethereum-classicEthereum Classic (ETC) $ 7.14
  • dexeDeXe (DEXE) $ 22.88
  • united-stablesUnited Stables (U) $ 0.999700
  • pepePepe (PEPE) $ 0.000002
  • jupiter-perpetuals-liquidity-provider-tokenJupiter Perpetuals Liquidity Provider Token (JLP) $ 4.00
  • blockchain-capitalBlockchain Capital (BCAP) $ 106.97
  • quant-networkQuant (QNT) $ 65.68
  • eutblSpiko EU T-Bills Money Market Fund (EUTBL) $ 1.20
  • kucoin-sharesKuCoin (KCS) $ 6.92
  • stable-2​​Stable (STABLE) $ 0.038488
  • jito-staked-solJito Staked SOL (JITOSOL) $ 124.46
  • janus-henderson-anemoy-treasury-fundJanus Henderson Anemoy Treasury Fund (JTRSY) $ 1.11
  • superstate-short-duration-us-government-securities-fund-ustbInvesco Short Duration US Government Securities Fund (USTB) $ 11.13
  • kelp-dao-restaked-ethKelp DAO Restaked ETH (RSETH) $ 2,404.69
  • usdgoUSDGO (USDGO) $ 0.999830
  • kaspaKaspa (KAS) $ 0.029801
  • binance-peg-wethBinance-Peg WETH (WETH) $ 2,262.26
  • render-tokenRender (RENDER) $ 1.56
  • rocket-pool-ethRocket Pool ETH (RETH) $ 2,631.35
  • memecoreMemeCore (M) $ 0.602049
  • cosmosCosmos Hub (ATOM) $ 1.53
  • binance-bridged-usdc-bnb-smart-chainBinance Bridged USDC (BNB Smart Chain) (USDC) $ 0.999945
  • audieraAudiera (BEAT) $ 2.72
  • algorandAlgorand (ALGO) $ 0.086260
  • wbnbWrapped BNB (WBNB) $ 759.61
  • polygon-ecosystem-tokenPOL (ex-MATIC) (POL) $ 0.071142
  • ignition-fbtcFunction FBTC (FBTC) $ 76,389.00
  • justJUST (JST) $ 0.087642
  • usdtbUSDtb (USDTB) $ 0.999640
  • nexoNEXO (NEXO) $ 0.733983
  • jupiter-exchange-solanaJupiter (JUP) $ 0.218743
  • ethenaEthena (ENA) $ 0.078167
  • syrupusdtsyrupUSDT (SYRUPUSDT) $ 1.11
  • gatechain-tokenGate (GT) $ 6.70
  • beldexBeldex (BDX) $ 0.089667
  • adi-tokenADI (ADI) $ 5.50
  • binance-staked-solBinance Staked SOL (BNSOL) $ 108.24
  • bianrensheng币安人生 (BinanceLife) (币安人生) $ 0.691901
  • velvetVelvet (VELVET) $ 1.63
  • janus-henderson-anemoy-aaa-clo-fundJanus Henderson Anemoy AAA CLO Fund (JAAA) $ 1.04
  • venice-tokenVenice Token (VVV) $ 13.54
  • spiko-amundi-overnight-swap-fund-eurSpiko Amundi Overnight Swap Fund (EUR) (EURSAFO) $ 1.15
  • pump-funPump.fun (PUMP) $ 0.001471
  • new-x-ceo-is-backNEW X CEO IS BACK (XFLOKI) $ 0.506041
  • bridged-usdc-polygon-pos-bridgePolygon Bridged USDC (Polygon PoS) (USDC.E) $ 0.999720
  • ghoGHO (GHO) $ 0.997918
  • solv-btcSolv Protocol BTC (SOLVBTC) $ 76,461.00
  • filecoinFilecoin (FIL) $ 0.734451
  • lombard-staked-btcLombard Staked BTC (LBTC) $ 76,491.00
  • flare-networksFlare (FLR) $ 0.006604
  • yldsYLDS (YLDS) $ 0.999653
  • xdce-crowd-saleXDC Network (XDC) $ 0.028102
  • clbtcclBTC (CLBTC) $ 76,920.00
  • usual-usdUsual USD (USD0) $ 0.998511
  • midnight-3Midnight (NIGHT) $ 0.031990
  • usxUSX (USX) $ 0.999971
  • true-usdTrueUSD (TUSD) $ 0.997384
  • arbitrumArbitrum (ARB) $ 0.076971
  • a7a5A7A5 (A7A5) $ 0.012485
  • stakewise-v3-osethStakeWise Staked ETH (OSETH) $ 2,419.84
  • aptosAptos (APT) $ 0.586549
  • hash-2Provenance Blockchain (HASH) $ 0.008922
  • kinetic-staked-hypeKinetiq Staked HYPE (KHYPE) $ 33.97
  • injective-protocolInjective (INJ) $ 4.68
  • tbtctBTC (TBTC) $ 70,942.00
  • lighterLighter (LIT) $ 1.81
  • aerodrome-financeAerodrome Finance (AERO) $ 0.460784
  • pancakeswap-tokenPancakeSwap (CAKE) $ 1.34
  • euro-coinEURC (EURC) $ 1.14
  • dashDash (DASH) $ 33.14
  • ousgOndo Short-Term U.S. Government Bond Fund (OUSG) $ 115.70
  • hastra-primePRIME (PRIME) $ 1.05
  • c8ntinuumc8ntinuum (CTM) $ 0.087592
  • official-trumpOfficial Trump (TRUMP) $ 1.68
  • mantle-staked-etherMantle Staked Ether (METH) $ 2,455.82
  • fetch-aiArtificial Superintelligence Alliance (FET) $ 0.176228
  • pudgy-penguinsPudgy Penguins (PENGU) $ 0.006268
  • polygon-pos-bridged-dai-polygon-posPolygon PoS Bridged DAI (Polygon POS) (DAI) $ 0.999983
  • vechainVeChain (VET) $ 0.004512
  • resolv-wstusrResolv wstUSR (WSTUSR) $ 1.13
  • bonkBonk (BONK) $ 0.000004
  • cocaCOCA (COCA) $ 1.30
  • celestiaCelestia (TIA) $ 0.393938
  • jito-governance-tokenJito (JTO) $ 0.744358
  • virtual-protocolVirtuals Protocol (VIRTUAL) $ 0.546544
  • doge-strategyDoge Strategy (DOGESTR) $ 0.288297
  • liquid-staked-ethereumLiquid Staked ETH (LSETH) $ 2,406.26
  • first-digital-usdFirst Digital USD (FDUSD) $ 0.996599
  • arbitrum-bridged-wbtc-arbitrum-oneArbitrum Bridged WBTC (Arbitrum One) (WBTC) $ 76,200.00
  • terra-lunaTerra Luna Classic (LUNC) $ 0.000061
  • sei-networkSei (SEI) $ 0.049452
  • spx6900SPX6900 (SPX) $ 0.355360
  • the9bitThe9bit (9BIT) $ 0.042627
  • sun-tokenSun Token (SUN) $ 0.016748
  • wrapped-flareWrapped Flare (WFLR) $ 0.009961
  • ether-fiEther.fi (ETHFI) $ 0.343886
  • blockstackStacks (STX) $ 0.166737
  • l2-standard-bridged-weth-baseL2 Standard Bridged WETH (Base) (WETH) $ 2,266.86
  • ethgas-2ETHGas (GWEI) $ 0.146151
  • steakhouse-usdc-morpho-vaultSteakhouse USDC Morpho Vault (STEAKUSDC) $ 1.12
  • apxusdapxUSD (APXUSD) $ 0.815023
  • kinesis-goldKinesis Gold (KAU) $ 124.62
  • curve-dao-tokenCurve DAO (CRV) $ 0.193835
  • unibaseUnibase (UB) $ 0.117743
  • grassGrass (GRASS) $ 0.474753
  • binance-peg-xrpBinance-Peg XRP (XRP) $ 1.59
  • gnosisGnosis (GNO) $ 107.95
  • ether-fi-liquid-ethEther.Fi Liquid ETH (LIQUIDETH) $ 2,443.47
  • pyth-networkPyth Network (PYTH) $ 0.036221
  • renzo-restaked-ethRenzo Restaked ETH (EZETH) $ 2,421.84
  • plasmaPlasma (XPL) $ 0.106190
  • kite-2Kite (KITE) $ 0.118192
  • noonNoon (NOON) $ 0.751949
  • royal-dollarRoyal Dollar (RUSD) $ 0.998700
  • sbtc-2sBTC (SBTC) $ 77,039.00
  • tacTAC (TAC) $ 0.058698
  • apenftAINFT (NFT) $ 0.00000026
  • bittorrentBitTorrent (BTT) $ 0.00000026
  • jupiter-staked-solJupiter Staked SOL (JUPSOL) $ 115.56
  • bitcoin-svBitcoin SV (BSV) $ 12.65
  • savings-usddSavings USDD (SUSDD) $ 1.03
  • olympusOlympus (OHM) $ 15.80
  • fraxLegacy Frax Dollar (FRAX) $ 0.990191
  • pendlePendle (PENDLE) $ 1.35
  • msolMarinade Staked SOL (MSOL) $ 133.18
  • tezosTezos (XTZ) $ 0.211590

‘South Park’ Mocks Crypto Hype with New Token Joke

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Crypto has secured yet another mention on “South Park,” the iconic animated sitcom that originally premiered back in 1997.

“The Woman in the Hat,” South Park’s Season 28 premiere episode, recently poked fun at the meme coin culture.

“It’s going to be fantastic”

The episode, which recently aired on Comedy Central, features Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski launching a whimsical memecoin named “South Park Sucks Now”.

“What’s wrong with trying to make a little money while also pointing out the things that are wrong with our town,” Kyle said.

🚨 JUST IN: South Park kids launch a crypto memecoin pic.twitter.com/gb5frPSdXa

— Altcoin Daily (@AltcoinDaily) November 1, 2025

Kyle also boasted about a “really strong” crypto advisor, referring to Stan’s cousin from the East Coast.

“We need to come up with things to get people FOMO and make them ape ever harder,” the “advisor” with curly black hair and impossibly large glasses said.

The two came up with an idea to pitch a “movement” to promote a coin.

The advisor then explained that “a classic rug pull” would take just a few days to pull off. “We are going to screw a lot of people out of their money, boys. It’s going to be fantastic,” he added.





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